When you grow up you have to drink beer." -Arnold Schwarzeneggerģ0. “Vodka is kind of a hobby.” -Betty WhiteĢ9. “There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch.” -Lt. ![]() “Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” -Steve MartinĢ7. Guess which one I am.” -Stephen ColbertĢ6. “They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. I drink and I know things.” -Tyrion Lannister, Game of ThronesĢ5. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” -F. “Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky and a dog to eat the rare steak.” -Johnny CarsonĢ3. “I work until beer o’clock.” -Stephen KingĢ2. “I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.” -William ShakespeareĢ1. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” -Mark TwainĢ0. “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” -Jack Nicholsonġ9. “I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink." -Tom Waitsġ8. ![]() When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” -Dean Martinġ7. “I feel sorry for people who don't drink. “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” -Winston Churchillġ6. It is addictive and with each drink you want more.” -Maya Angelouġ5. It does not matter that its taste is not always appealing. “Independence is a heady draught, and if you drink it in your youth, it can have the same effect on the brain as young wine does. “They say as soon as you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.” -Don Draper, Mad Menġ4. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.” -Tina Feyġ3. “In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” -Ernest Hemingwayġ2. “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. "Wine is sunlight, held together by water." -Galileoġ1. “There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” -Bette Davisġ0. ![]() “The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.” -Phoebe Buffay, Friendsĩ. ![]() “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” -Thomas JeffersonĨ. “A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.” -Charlie Chaplinħ. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” -Ron Burgundy, AnchormanĦ. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.” -Oscar Wildeĥ. After the second, you see things as they are not. “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” -Ogden NashĤ.“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” -Ernest Hemingwayģ. "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” -George CarlinĢ. RECOMMENDED: See all of the best bars in NYCġ. Whether you want to show off at the city's best bars or just need a caption for your holiday cocktail photos on Instagram, here’s a handy list of the funniest, wisest and drunkest drinking quotes out there. Can’t remember your own drinking quotes by the time the next morning rolls around? Luckily, we rounded up the best ones for you.
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